Tebong Castillo wins 65 Million Dollars California Lotto

July 5, 2002

[Note: Originally posted on the Lampoon Issue of The Danao Gazette, Jan 1994.]

How will a  Poor 75-yr Old Spend Millions

Tebong should buy and put back to work the entire Durano Industrial Complex, which originally had a Cement Factory, a Sugar Mill, a Shipping Drydock, a Paper Mill, a car assembly plant, among others.

On top of that, he can have, at his command, the notoriously infamous Insular Police Security Agency.

Give P1,000.00 to each Danawanon of voting age and assure the victory of sons Arturo for congressman and  Tebong, Jr. as mayor of Danao.

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